if you have school tomorrow
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"
If that’s what helps you sleep at night.
うさぎのバレリーナ (2011) ／ななこ
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
Made me cringe
Nice Guy Gamer
Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”
I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.